Fatboy's Recipes
Rocky Mountain Oysters (Calf Fries)
Rocky Mountain Oysters (Calf Fries) A testicle by any other name would taste just as sweet . . . Montana tendergroin, bulls jewels, barnyard jewels, or cowboy caviar.
Ingredients
  • 2 pounds bull testicles
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1/4 cup cornmeal
  • 1 cup red wine
  • Salt, pepper and garlic powder to taste
  • Louisiana Hot Sauce
  • Hog lard (cooking oil can be substituted)
Cooking Instructions
  • Split the tough skin-like muscle that surrounds each "oyster."
    Tip: Use a sharp knife.  You can also remove the skin easily if the "oysters" are frozen and then peeled while thawing.
  • Set into a pan with enough salt water to cover them for one hour to remove some of the blood and drain.
  • Transfer to large pot. Add enough water to float "oysters" and a generous tablespoon of vinegar.
  • Parboil, drain and rinse.
  • Let cool and slice each "oyster" into 1/4 inch thick ovals.
  • Sprinkle salt and pepper on both sides of sliced "oyster" to taste.
  • Mix flour, cornmeal and some garlic powder to taste in a bowl. Roll each slice into this dry mixture. Dip into milk. Dip into dry mixture. Dip into wine quickly (repeat the procedure for a thicker crust).
  • Place into hot cooking oil.
  • Add Louisiana Hot Sauce to cooking oil. NOTE: It will sizzle and crackle some to be careful of splashing the hot oil!
  • Cook until golden brown or tender.  Remove them from the hot oil with a strainer.
    Tip: The longer they cook, the tougher they get.
Comments Goes great with cold beer.