Fatboy's Recipes
"Slap them, they are French" Toast
"Slap them, they are French" Toast We live in a world divided. Even as technology shrinks the world and seems to bring us closer together -- allowing us to exchange instant messages with unseen friends on the other side of the globe; building ever smaller, ever more powerful phones we can use miles away from civilization; making sure that billions around the world get to see the Oscars live -- we citizens of the global village are rent asunder. Differences of class, faith, and sexuality divide us. One may be prejudiced against a stranger on the subway just because of the book she's reading, or a fellow patron at the movies who chooses what one feels is a substandard snack. But even in a world characterized by endless division, we must find common ground, and remember what unites us; We all hate the French.
Ingredients
  • 16 slices inexpensive whole wheat bread, crusts removed
  • 1 cup light brown sugar
  • 1 tbsp. light Karo syrup
  • 5 tbsp. butter
  • 1 tsp. cinnamon
  • 5 eggs
  • 1 1/2 cups milk
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • sour cream
  • fresh or frozen strawberries
Cooking Instructions
  • Over low heat, stir sugar, syrup, cinnamon, and butter until melted and blended.
  • Pour mixture into a 13"x9" pan, spread evenly on bottom.
  • Place 8 bread slices over mixture, squeezing to fit if necessary.
  • Place remaining 8 slices on top of first 8.
  • Beat eggs with milk and vanilla, pour over bread and refrigerate 8 hours or overnight.
  • Bake in preheated 350 degree oven for 45 minutes.
  • To serve, cut into 8 servings, then flip over onto plate with a spatula, caramelized side up. Put a dollop of sour cream and strawberries on top.
Comments Serves 8 normal folks or 2 fat boys.  The French won't touch it.